Good day to all you fine people reading this weeks episode of BLOG the hard hitting docudrama from the award winning writer Daniel Blaze OBE....well that would be nice to say that wouldn't it? So unfortunately for you its just plain old Danny for now and the awards and OBE will have to wait until the day i do something useful or ground breaking in my hectic little life. i know what i want out of life at the moment and its not all penny whistles and moon pie, its pretty achievable if i keep focused and crack on without delaying any further.. for starters this Podcast is doing amazingly well and with the help of baby Jesus should get us a show on a worthy legal station, which in turn will help my Dj'ing and Stand up comedy work i already do.. then there's the lottery win and jetting off around the world with a certain young lady who will remain nameless at this point of proceedings, just just to say shes lovely and i am very happy right now without the lottery win, but if i could have it, then that will most definitely be the cherry, flake and sprinkles on the cake that Carlsberg make.. yes most probably the best cake in the whole world!! cake for everyone will be the cry!!
today seeing as im actually happy i shall tell you some things that are in my brain that may open your eyes to what's worth worrying about and what is happiness.. to start with you need to be comfortable with YOU, i don't mean wearing a tracksuit 24 hours a day, i mean you have to be able to look in the mirror and like what you see. i know for most of us that's asking quite a lot, but your ground zero of problems start from there. its never too late to change, whether that's going to the gym or becoming a nice person, if you have done things you regret then forgive yourself, if you have to pay some sort of penitence by doing charity work or helping others then do it. if you don't like your body this is a bit harder to deal with but not impossible, you don't need to go to the gym and spend the rest of your life eating salad. take the small steps towards changing things, if you eat mcdonalds 5 times a day, try only eating it 4 times a day for starters, if you get the bus to work get off the stop before the one you need and walk the rest, then the following week get off two stops before and so on, you don't need to move mountains for things to happen. just think about this, if you cant love and except you the way you are, you are never going to believe someone else will except you and run the high risk of being insecure and ruining any relationships you have.
as kids most other kids thought fat kids, ginger kids and kids who weren't the same colour as ourselves were somehow inferior, and to be honest i was pretty much of the same thinking even though i fell into one of them categorizes (i will let you guess what one), its normal to have them thoughts but it takes education from parents to let kids see that picking on others and bulling other kids is a sign that we are not happy with ourselves and use this bulling to draw attention away from our own insecurities.
Take time to think about what you want from life and take baby steps to making them happen, before you know it you will be running beside others who have been doing it a lot longer and you will look back and wonder what all the fuss was about.
as for taking my own advice, im actually doing it for once, i know what i want and its happening, i have cut down my eating, not just having milkshakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but eating smaller amounts and substituting breakfast with a shake, im happy to take my time loosing weight as in the end it comes down to a lifestyle change, and they take time. quick fixes are brilliant for instant results but what comes quickly can go quickly.. so onwards and being positive is the key, in the last couple of weeks ive probably had 7 chocolate bars, and considering i could eat that in a day its progress :-)
god this weeks Blog has been all preachy and im sorry, but im bursting with positiveness.. not sure facebook is letting people send messages from groups any more so having to do this via blogger, u can send them on person to person to please feel free :-)
right until next time have a ball girls n boys and look after those who look after you. :-)
Thursday 17 March 2011
Wednesday 9 March 2011
wednesday 9th march 2011 << Jesus loves me
yabba dabba do kids, welcome to this weeks really fun blog where will be so happy its unbelievable, usually because people who appear to be overly happy are crying inside like kittens in a sack, being hung over a river crossing.
This weeks blog is also brought to you in 4D its like 3D but it has that added feature of actually being real and smellworthy, not that is even a word, but i thought of it, so therefore shall declare it one as i stand on my chair at work telling all and sundry who will listen.
i sent out last weeks blog a total of 4 times on facebook but think because it had links to CDs, and my iTunes podcast link they thought you shouldn't read it.. well im assuming that's the case, because i got a very low amount of feedback on it, which is more than a disappointment seeing as i take the time to write the bloody thing.. so please feel free to look on my blogger site for last weeks blog which was also the one where i gave away a solid gold bar with every view, but seeing as that offer has now expired you are no longer eligible to claim your very own one!!
seek and you shall find said some man who apparently lives in the sky, he knows all but never shows his face or speaks to sane people, i think he only has one to ones with people that we tend to not pay much attention to, well those and so called Christian preachers who hold church service in shop doorways, nightclubs and disused garages and have no formal qualification or church recognised status for calling themselves Bishops, Pastors, Vicars and my personal favourite "prophet" like WOW you really need to be on gods speed dial to be alive and calling yourself a Prophet, and hasn't this still status got to be recognised by somebody in power somewhere? it seems not, these Christian churches seem to be a law onto themselves, paying no tax as they are registered as "churches" and religious organisations allowed to operate tax free, applying for grants and collecting money from anyone who sees it OK to give them their hard earned pennies!! well not me.. im not a hater and every man is entitled to his Hustle, but please dont try and get my on your hype, as im quite offended that you expect me to believe A. because you say so and B because if your a real man of God why do you feel the need to open your own church? why not celebrate with others?
Its like not being able to succeed in a company, so rather than try work your way up and get credibility you decide to start your own business and declare yourself the TOP DOG. so with this in mind i might start a company called..i dunno... God aint a great!! my new company deals with everything from walking your dog, cleaning your house to telling you how to live & where your going wrong. i declare myself the brains of this outfit obviously and shall give myself a snappy important sounding title like "Gods right-hand man & PA" then go about telling people i need 20% of every penny they earn. we will have meetings twice a week where i will charm you with stories of mine and Gods really close relationship, where you will feel you are getting vale for money from me, as i will get you to sing songs, pretty much like Karaoke without the Telly and a lack of any popular songs from today's top 40 chart.
if you think the above sounds like a great idea please send as much money as you can to me knowing you will be doing the lords work.. he will be pleased with your help (yeah ever wondered why a man oh so powerful needs help?) and when you die he will look after you, however this will also be far too late to find out if such a man exists and you might be pissed off to know you washed your whole life worshipping a false idol.. maybe you wanna read the small print and the facts from now!!
if you are reading this Jesus and all that heaven stuff is true, then i am sorry and i know you will forgive me because that's what you do RESULT!
i cant believe i have missed so much TV over the last week, so not much to report.. Saturday i went on a date with someone and missed take me out, which is a bit of a choker! seeing as it was a bit of a waste of my time, shes not a very nice girl and i wont be seeing her again. i dont know if i mentioned she was 6'3 and im only 5'7, but getting past that shes not a nice person.
got so much stuff coming up in the next few months, i have been asked to attempt to write a screen play, me and Keith from the podcast are going to Portsmouth to record a live TV interview, a magazine interview and a series of radio interviews, this is all on top of me starting a new IT task in my currant job and both clubs i look after going to be open more as the hot weather approaches, so i am going to be stupid busy, which is a good thing but also a little bit sad too as i dont think even if the right person comes along im going to have the time. :-(
with all the changes in my life i decided i am going to change my phone number and only use it for work, everyone that knows me can message me on facebook, twitter or my email. i no it might sound like im being funny with a lot of people, but i need to clear out as much stress as possible and get on with the things that i need to do without any distractions. its already making me more relaxed and happier.. i remember when people only had house phones or you had to call a phone box to speak to someone. in 2011 we want to get hold of someone there and then 24 hours a day without any thought of how it might affect that person or no matter how busy they might be.
right think im going to leave this weeks blog there, remember if you have any comments please do drop me an facebook, email or tweet >> i do read them all and try my best to reply.. until next week when i will have more for you i shall bid you farewell and ta'ra for now, look after what's yours, because its yours!
This weeks blog is also brought to you in 4D its like 3D but it has that added feature of actually being real and smellworthy, not that is even a word, but i thought of it, so therefore shall declare it one as i stand on my chair at work telling all and sundry who will listen.
i sent out last weeks blog a total of 4 times on facebook but think because it had links to CDs, and my iTunes podcast link they thought you shouldn't read it.. well im assuming that's the case, because i got a very low amount of feedback on it, which is more than a disappointment seeing as i take the time to write the bloody thing.. so please feel free to look on my blogger site for last weeks blog which was also the one where i gave away a solid gold bar with every view, but seeing as that offer has now expired you are no longer eligible to claim your very own one!!
seek and you shall find said some man who apparently lives in the sky, he knows all but never shows his face or speaks to sane people, i think he only has one to ones with people that we tend to not pay much attention to, well those and so called Christian preachers who hold church service in shop doorways, nightclubs and disused garages and have no formal qualification or church recognised status for calling themselves Bishops, Pastors, Vicars and my personal favourite "prophet" like WOW you really need to be on gods speed dial to be alive and calling yourself a Prophet, and hasn't this still status got to be recognised by somebody in power somewhere? it seems not, these Christian churches seem to be a law onto themselves, paying no tax as they are registered as "churches" and religious organisations allowed to operate tax free, applying for grants and collecting money from anyone who sees it OK to give them their hard earned pennies!! well not me.. im not a hater and every man is entitled to his Hustle, but please dont try and get my on your hype, as im quite offended that you expect me to believe A. because you say so and B because if your a real man of God why do you feel the need to open your own church? why not celebrate with others?
Its like not being able to succeed in a company, so rather than try work your way up and get credibility you decide to start your own business and declare yourself the TOP DOG. so with this in mind i might start a company called..i dunno... God aint a great!! my new company deals with everything from walking your dog, cleaning your house to telling you how to live & where your going wrong. i declare myself the brains of this outfit obviously and shall give myself a snappy important sounding title like "Gods right-hand man & PA" then go about telling people i need 20% of every penny they earn. we will have meetings twice a week where i will charm you with stories of mine and Gods really close relationship, where you will feel you are getting vale for money from me, as i will get you to sing songs, pretty much like Karaoke without the Telly and a lack of any popular songs from today's top 40 chart.
if you think the above sounds like a great idea please send as much money as you can to me knowing you will be doing the lords work.. he will be pleased with your help (yeah ever wondered why a man oh so powerful needs help?) and when you die he will look after you, however this will also be far too late to find out if such a man exists and you might be pissed off to know you washed your whole life worshipping a false idol.. maybe you wanna read the small print and the facts from now!!
if you are reading this Jesus and all that heaven stuff is true, then i am sorry and i know you will forgive me because that's what you do RESULT!
i cant believe i have missed so much TV over the last week, so not much to report.. Saturday i went on a date with someone and missed take me out, which is a bit of a choker! seeing as it was a bit of a waste of my time, shes not a very nice girl and i wont be seeing her again. i dont know if i mentioned she was 6'3 and im only 5'7, but getting past that shes not a nice person.
got so much stuff coming up in the next few months, i have been asked to attempt to write a screen play, me and Keith from the podcast are going to Portsmouth to record a live TV interview, a magazine interview and a series of radio interviews, this is all on top of me starting a new IT task in my currant job and both clubs i look after going to be open more as the hot weather approaches, so i am going to be stupid busy, which is a good thing but also a little bit sad too as i dont think even if the right person comes along im going to have the time. :-(
with all the changes in my life i decided i am going to change my phone number and only use it for work, everyone that knows me can message me on facebook, twitter or my email. i no it might sound like im being funny with a lot of people, but i need to clear out as much stress as possible and get on with the things that i need to do without any distractions. its already making me more relaxed and happier.. i remember when people only had house phones or you had to call a phone box to speak to someone. in 2011 we want to get hold of someone there and then 24 hours a day without any thought of how it might affect that person or no matter how busy they might be.
right think im going to leave this weeks blog there, remember if you have any comments please do drop me an facebook, email or tweet >> i do read them all and try my best to reply.. until next week when i will have more for you i shall bid you farewell and ta'ra for now, look after what's yours, because its yours!
Wednesday 2 March 2011
WEDNESDAY 2ND MARCH 2011 > HAIRY LEMON
Good evening children i hope your sitting comfortably, aqs our story will begin before you have had time to close all the windows and doors to keep out the bogey man...hang on a minute, why name a scary character after the snot up my nose? it sort of makes him or her (as we are living in PC madness these days, and not the bloody computer people either you thick cunt lol) less frightening doesn't it? i remember going to stay with my aunt Annie in Norfolk and being told we had to go to bed or some dude called Hairy Lemon will put us in his sack, not Harry! yes Hairy, this dude sounded pretty scary at the time as i was about 6. i was also promised a ice cream as big as me which never fucking materialised either, i feel to ring the old woman up now and tell i want payment and im not feeling 10003 litre tubs for £1 from Iceland, i want Ben & Jerry's cookie dough, and if you dont like that then you my friend are just weird and probably wet the bed still.
i just wikipedia'ed bogeyman and he is known all over as the man who sorts out naughty children and commonly has a sack, so in some places is just know as "Sack Man" sort of like a superhero for adults to get kids to do whatever they want.. i hope there's no pedos reading this getting ideas, because Jesus sees all, yeah that's pretty much my Jesus threat.. He sees all and does fuck all about it, like having CCTV with no record facility that's located 409 thousand miles away from where the camera is actually situated. bit of an empty threat all round really.. thanks Jesus you really take your work seriously i see.
So No Gypsy news to report this week other than they are all still alive and tarmacking drives, selling pegs and conning dishonest folk out of money up and down the country and of course polishing the waltzes up so they can charge us £3 each a go of them then try palm us off with goldfish that die in 24 hours for fixed hoopla games.
that Model agency program that i thought looked good was actually a pile of shit, i watched it and spend the whole time wondering how long it would take for the paint to dry if i painted my bedroom wall, channel 4 however have promised us some more Gypsy shows in the near future, last week we had my idea for a Eastenders style gypsy program and this week my suggestions are
Gypsy - mister & missus: The man trys to remember the last time he was nice to his wife & the woman gives helpful cleaning and polishing tips as well as remembering a list of his favourite dinners.
The Real "Gypsy" Hustle: this focus's on the day to day life of the breadwinner as he manages to con unsuspecting members of the public out of their money and unlike its bbc version, they do not return the money at the end of the con.
Gypsy Watchdog: unlike the program on TV at the moment this is just a play on words and is actually a show where they offer a dog minding service and then steal your dog off you and sell it for breeding.
The Only Way Is Essex To Park Your Caravan: this show is just chaos where they follow the elite of Essex society and a bunch of gypsies move next door to Sugar hut and use it as their local. This Grabbing & fighting spectacular is not to be missed!
Last night i had the pleasure of taking my 18 year old son to the Devlin concert, i took him and his mate to the pub first and realised ive never bought him a pint before so thought it fitting to do such an honoured tradition that is passed down from father to son.. after hitting the pub we went into the 02 academy in Islington and watched from the balcony as Mc after Mc came out the wings and performed. i will be honest and say im not grime fan, im not even a devlin fan, but the music and energy was to good it was hard not to like and actually enjoy the experience. my son is a massive fan of the artists and i was able to get us an invite to the artists after party where he got to meet all his Heroes and got pictures and got to hang out with Devlin which made his year, was nice seeing him so happy.. i told him i want a solid gold watch for fathers day this year and his response was how he would like to meet Katy B now as he knows i know her.. cheeky sod. seriously though if you get a chance to see Devlin & co live, get yourself there!!
We are recording part 8 this Monday of our Big and Clever Podcast and i am asking that if you would like to contribute to the show by sending us your funny stories, school reports or anything amusing you think will be funny then please email me on mrdblaze@hotmail.com and you will be credited as supplying the material. it is going really well but still needs you to subscribe to it via http://mrqw.es/t/bigandclever been number 1 in the new and noteworthy chart 4 times now, with the weekly statistics coming out every Friday and so far a thousand more downloads a week being added to our staggering total. its had next to no promotion and we would love so much for you to recommend it to friends and colleges by using the link above.
Also last Saturday i played at Suppliers birthday bash at Opera house which was wicked, had loads of fun seeing people i haven't seen in ages, loads of people came up and said they love the podcast, all i can say is thank you!! means loads trust me x
Right thats it from me for this week, remember you can give feedback on the podcasts & Blogs please message me on twitter @IamDannyBlaze >> email or just facebook me back>> all feedback is welcome and i do try to reply to everyone!!
This Saturday sees the launch of our night in bloomsbury's kingpin suite where we filmed our music video last summer, its called strictly house and the line up is
FUNK MOB - SUPA D
MAJESTY - PEREMPAY
KISMET - TEASER
MA1 - MJEM-RIDZ
GEMINI - DOGTANIAN
SPIDEY G - CREED
for 2 free mix cds you can download them here:
The SIMPLY HOUSEMIX CD; The simply house mix cd features MC Creed and is mixed by the Funk Mob:- http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/ud3d4w
Also download the award winning Funk mob cd feat Mc versatile, Coldsteps and Nikkie.s
http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/ql2m4s
i just wikipedia'ed bogeyman and he is known all over as the man who sorts out naughty children and commonly has a sack, so in some places is just know as "Sack Man" sort of like a superhero for adults to get kids to do whatever they want.. i hope there's no pedos reading this getting ideas, because Jesus sees all, yeah that's pretty much my Jesus threat.. He sees all and does fuck all about it, like having CCTV with no record facility that's located 409 thousand miles away from where the camera is actually situated. bit of an empty threat all round really.. thanks Jesus you really take your work seriously i see.
So No Gypsy news to report this week other than they are all still alive and tarmacking drives, selling pegs and conning dishonest folk out of money up and down the country and of course polishing the waltzes up so they can charge us £3 each a go of them then try palm us off with goldfish that die in 24 hours for fixed hoopla games.
that Model agency program that i thought looked good was actually a pile of shit, i watched it and spend the whole time wondering how long it would take for the paint to dry if i painted my bedroom wall, channel 4 however have promised us some more Gypsy shows in the near future, last week we had my idea for a Eastenders style gypsy program and this week my suggestions are
Gypsy - mister & missus: The man trys to remember the last time he was nice to his wife & the woman gives helpful cleaning and polishing tips as well as remembering a list of his favourite dinners.
The Real "Gypsy" Hustle: this focus's on the day to day life of the breadwinner as he manages to con unsuspecting members of the public out of their money and unlike its bbc version, they do not return the money at the end of the con.
Gypsy Watchdog: unlike the program on TV at the moment this is just a play on words and is actually a show where they offer a dog minding service and then steal your dog off you and sell it for breeding.
The Only Way Is Essex To Park Your Caravan: this show is just chaos where they follow the elite of Essex society and a bunch of gypsies move next door to Sugar hut and use it as their local. This Grabbing & fighting spectacular is not to be missed!
Last night i had the pleasure of taking my 18 year old son to the Devlin concert, i took him and his mate to the pub first and realised ive never bought him a pint before so thought it fitting to do such an honoured tradition that is passed down from father to son.. after hitting the pub we went into the 02 academy in Islington and watched from the balcony as Mc after Mc came out the wings and performed. i will be honest and say im not grime fan, im not even a devlin fan, but the music and energy was to good it was hard not to like and actually enjoy the experience. my son is a massive fan of the artists and i was able to get us an invite to the artists after party where he got to meet all his Heroes and got pictures and got to hang out with Devlin which made his year, was nice seeing him so happy.. i told him i want a solid gold watch for fathers day this year and his response was how he would like to meet Katy B now as he knows i know her.. cheeky sod. seriously though if you get a chance to see Devlin & co live, get yourself there!!
We are recording part 8 this Monday of our Big and Clever Podcast and i am asking that if you would like to contribute to the show by sending us your funny stories, school reports or anything amusing you think will be funny then please email me on mrdblaze@hotmail.com and you will be credited as supplying the material. it is going really well but still needs you to subscribe to it via http://mrqw.es/t/bigandclever been number 1 in the new and noteworthy chart 4 times now, with the weekly statistics coming out every Friday and so far a thousand more downloads a week being added to our staggering total. its had next to no promotion and we would love so much for you to recommend it to friends and colleges by using the link above.
Also last Saturday i played at Suppliers birthday bash at Opera house which was wicked, had loads of fun seeing people i haven't seen in ages, loads of people came up and said they love the podcast, all i can say is thank you!! means loads trust me x
Right thats it from me for this week, remember you can give feedback on the podcasts & Blogs please message me on twitter @IamDannyBlaze >> email or just facebook me back>> all feedback is welcome and i do try to reply to everyone!!
This Saturday sees the launch of our night in bloomsbury's kingpin suite where we filmed our music video last summer, its called strictly house and the line up is
FUNK MOB - SUPA D
MAJESTY - PEREMPAY
KISMET - TEASER
MA1 - MJEM-RIDZ
GEMINI - DOGTANIAN
SPIDEY G - CREED
for 2 free mix cds you can download them here:
The SIMPLY HOUSEMIX CD; The simply house mix cd features MC Creed and is mixed by the Funk Mob:- http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/ud3d4w
Also download the award winning Funk mob cd feat Mc versatile, Coldsteps and Nikkie.s
http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/ql2m4s
Wednesday 23 February 2011
wednesday 23rd feb 2001 >> the gypsy lie
Good day to all you girls n boys in internet world who does read this ere blog that i'm writing n that. Has been a whole week since i did write the other one, and had lots of positive feedback but still no knickers sent in the post, i am suspecting my postman of withholding what is rightfully and legally mine, in fact i am thinking of setting up a Sting, whereas i send some sort of insect that does have a really poisonous bite slash sting, and when he opens the envelope which will be sprayed with a half decent perfume that i shall have to get on the envelope by taking it into Boots the chemist and using a tester (always thinking me) , So assuming this works i will not receive any mail as the postman will be dead or i will get a totally new shiny postie, who may or may not be a thieving bastard.
So how the How the frig are you my lovelies? not long until pancake day (Tuesday 8th march), the day of the year we break out the lemon juice and sugar, i never have pancakes, or any sort of lemon and sugar combination (not including lockets honey and lemon sweets for sore throats) any other time of the year!! and u get to see who the best or biggest Tosser is in your household unless like me you live alone and you win by default being the best and or the biggest Tosser all year round.
This week or last night We had no Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, which was the most documentary on channel 4 ever apparently hitting nearly 9 million viewers, now i know you may think that i am just a fountain of facts and information as well as being incredibly good looking, talented and full of bullshit..anyway's No Gypsy on telly did make me a very sad boy even going to the trouble of switching the telly box of between 9pm-10pm last night (i fucking didn't) >> but not to worry as one of our favourite Gyppo's was in this weeks and last weeks newspapers, of course i am referring to the king of the Gypsies, put your hands together for the one, the only (he's not) Paddy O'Dougherty, the man who has over 70 God children and has fucked more gypsies than the government planning department in England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales combined, yes apparently Mr i get 2 new cars every year and have annual parties in the cemetery is currently being "Minded" by the police after he gave evidence against another traveller who broke his Jaw in 2 places after an attempted fight in a nightclub.
what has broken my heart in this instance is the fact that the man i looked up to as a role model has gone against the gypsies ways (as they put it, not me, my grammars shit but im not retarded), yeah so he stood up in court and said he was putting it all on for the camera on the Danny dyers deadliest men and of course our beloved BFGW. Its all an act he says, next they will be telling me Grabbing is actually glorified "rape" and all them girls are NOT virgins when they get married? please don't say its so?
So maybe my accusations of charging to be a godparent were true after all, i think he has bigger things to worry about at the moment than what i think, like i wonder what caravan is going to be set fire to first when the rest of the tax dodging, tarmac laying brigade find out that he's given evidence in court against another Traveller and i did read that he is also related, which kind of goes without saying seeing as they marry their own sisters.. that was just a joke, half sisters and first cousins are not ruled out though.
also in the papers were Violet Annes family wedding where the caters alleged that hes still owed 4 grand from her dad who is one of the gypsies who lives in a house made of bricks.. im very confused as they all seemed to have the highest morality of any people i had ever had the chance to see on my telly box.
I did actually have a sneaky peek at the Telly box and saw resident nut case chef stroke food scientist Heston Blumenthal campaigning to to make food in a children's ward of a hospital better by dreaming up names like "sick soup", Eyeballs" and other ludicrous ideas involving putting ketchup filled worms on a pizza, now far be it from me to criticise but the bloke is mental and his menu seemed impractical at best, injecting worms with the ketchup seemed like a lengthy process and only really an idea that will be a novelty.
anyway enough about that crazy c*%t, next week we have something called the model agency, i reckon it will be a right bitch fest and well worth a viewing.. check me out trying to be some sort of TV critic, im thinking i may need to get a life that doesn't involve watching telly box on the nights i finish work!!
This saturday i am Dj'ing at Mc Suppliers birthday bash at Opera house and might try get a driver and have a few shandys, so if you fancy a night out, feel free to come say helllllllo!!
recording episode 7 of the Big & Clever Podcast tonight and im very pleased to announce we have passed 8000 downloads and counting, its all very exciting stuff. we are looking at bringing up a guest every now and then as well as doing a live podcast via u stream so look out for that girls n lads.
So thats it for this weeks blog, do remember all feedback is gratefully received and i reply to everyone's messages, so until next weeks exciting drama, take care of you are yours and Brappp yes i said it!! i went there x
So how the How the frig are you my lovelies? not long until pancake day (Tuesday 8th march), the day of the year we break out the lemon juice and sugar, i never have pancakes, or any sort of lemon and sugar combination (not including lockets honey and lemon sweets for sore throats) any other time of the year!! and u get to see who the best or biggest Tosser is in your household unless like me you live alone and you win by default being the best and or the biggest Tosser all year round.
This week or last night We had no Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, which was the most documentary on channel 4 ever apparently hitting nearly 9 million viewers, now i know you may think that i am just a fountain of facts and information as well as being incredibly good looking, talented and full of bullshit..anyway's No Gypsy on telly did make me a very sad boy even going to the trouble of switching the telly box of between 9pm-10pm last night (i fucking didn't) >> but not to worry as one of our favourite Gyppo's was in this weeks and last weeks newspapers, of course i am referring to the king of the Gypsies, put your hands together for the one, the only (he's not) Paddy O'Dougherty, the man who has over 70 God children and has fucked more gypsies than the government planning department in England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales combined, yes apparently Mr i get 2 new cars every year and have annual parties in the cemetery is currently being "Minded" by the police after he gave evidence against another traveller who broke his Jaw in 2 places after an attempted fight in a nightclub.
what has broken my heart in this instance is the fact that the man i looked up to as a role model has gone against the gypsies ways (as they put it, not me, my grammars shit but im not retarded), yeah so he stood up in court and said he was putting it all on for the camera on the Danny dyers deadliest men and of course our beloved BFGW. Its all an act he says, next they will be telling me Grabbing is actually glorified "rape" and all them girls are NOT virgins when they get married? please don't say its so?
So maybe my accusations of charging to be a godparent were true after all, i think he has bigger things to worry about at the moment than what i think, like i wonder what caravan is going to be set fire to first when the rest of the tax dodging, tarmac laying brigade find out that he's given evidence in court against another Traveller and i did read that he is also related, which kind of goes without saying seeing as they marry their own sisters.. that was just a joke, half sisters and first cousins are not ruled out though.
also in the papers were Violet Annes family wedding where the caters alleged that hes still owed 4 grand from her dad who is one of the gypsies who lives in a house made of bricks.. im very confused as they all seemed to have the highest morality of any people i had ever had the chance to see on my telly box.
I did actually have a sneaky peek at the Telly box and saw resident nut case chef stroke food scientist Heston Blumenthal campaigning to to make food in a children's ward of a hospital better by dreaming up names like "sick soup", Eyeballs" and other ludicrous ideas involving putting ketchup filled worms on a pizza, now far be it from me to criticise but the bloke is mental and his menu seemed impractical at best, injecting worms with the ketchup seemed like a lengthy process and only really an idea that will be a novelty.
anyway enough about that crazy c*%t, next week we have something called the model agency, i reckon it will be a right bitch fest and well worth a viewing.. check me out trying to be some sort of TV critic, im thinking i may need to get a life that doesn't involve watching telly box on the nights i finish work!!
This saturday i am Dj'ing at Mc Suppliers birthday bash at Opera house and might try get a driver and have a few shandys, so if you fancy a night out, feel free to come say helllllllo!!
recording episode 7 of the Big & Clever Podcast tonight and im very pleased to announce we have passed 8000 downloads and counting, its all very exciting stuff. we are looking at bringing up a guest every now and then as well as doing a live podcast via u stream so look out for that girls n lads.
So thats it for this weeks blog, do remember all feedback is gratefully received and i reply to everyone's messages, so until next weeks exciting drama, take care of you are yours and Brappp yes i said it!! i went there x
Wednesday 16 February 2011
Danny Blaze's On Line Off Air Blog: tuesday 16th feb 2011 RIP BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING
Danny Blaze's On Line Off Air Blog: tuesday 16th feb 2011 RIP BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING: "So the suns gone down on Big Fat Gypsy weddings faster than George Michael at a cocks convention, its so sad i really really hoped they woul..."
tuesday 16th feb 2011 RIP BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING
So the suns gone down on Big Fat Gypsy weddings faster than George Michael at a cocks convention, its so sad i really really hoped they would do an Eastenders style soap where we could all unite on a Tuesday evening and watch the day to day goings on around the sites of the UK, as im typing it i can see your beady eyes thinking who can we pitch this super idea to! yeah well that's aright, as long as the fucking thing gets made. just think a weekly or even twice weekly dose or "Grabbing" , Fighting and driveways being tarmacked by the likes of resident King of the gypsies Paddy O'D.
Its like i cant remember Tuesday nights before this program was on and i will miss it like a dog ive had for a few months and now its run away after ive paid for all its injections, the ungrateful little fucker, i dont know what they are going to put on instead of our beloved BFGW but i can guarantee it wont be a patch on it.
This week concentrated on the highlight of the gypsy calender, now i use the word calender but i doubt any of the cunts have seen what one looks like.. the highlight is Appleby horse fair, when what seems like every Gypsy worth his tarmacking gloves descends on a quiet town to buy and sell horse's, goods in the market and "Grab" the shit out of a woman! if like me you feel compelled to go to this years show its being held 3rd to the 5th of June, saying that i would like to go but i doubt it will be the charming Romany crew we need to worry about, on the other hand i might just feel safer going to the Notting hill carnival dressed as the Ku Klux Klan! what do you think? Appleby or Notting hill?
I'm only taking the piss, all my sheets are blue in my house and i wouldnt go Notting Hill in an armoured car.
The final show gave us insight into billy one of the event organisers.. The guy can jump in his car and be at the fair in 2 hours, but Billy decides to take his horses and old skool cart adding another 13 days and 22 hours to the journey, yes 2 weeks by horse and cart or 2 hours by car! are you taking the piss? he gets about an hour into his journey and calls his wife to drive and bring him some stew, now he seems like a nice enough chap, but you are defiantly taking the piss out of that wife mate. and i need to know for the love of god how he charges his phone that he always seems to be on whilst, well i wouldn't call it driving the horse and cart, but hes in control of it on a main road. no electric in his old cart, so i reckon hes telling porky's about only staying in that cart/house/tin of quality street thing he's dragging up the road.
we also got to meet Bridget who kept her blinds now in her bedroom incase somebody peeked through the window and see her dresses. erm so what? do you think they will be able to see the colours and design and within 3 days make exact replicas ya doughnut? i did feel a bit sorry for these girls getting married to blokes who wont even show their faces on Tv, i mean what do they have to fear? if a bloke knocks on my door selling rugs or offering to "do" my driveway with an Irish accent, im going to assume he's a fucking gypsy no messing.
I was Hoodwinked before when a car with 2 gypsy blokes pulled up and offered to sell me £90 worth of T mobile vouchers for £20, now that's a bargain in any language, so quick as a flash i got my £20 out and handed it over like i was buying the cure for cancer, he placed the phone cards in a green envelope in front of me and handed me the envelope, we made small talk and they drove off with me probably waving like a dickhead. i opened the envelope to discover i had just bought some green envelopes folded up inside of another green envelope, a bargain at £20, so thats only £10 per envelope. not bad for bright green stationary, and they say you cant Con and honest man.
We recorded episode number 6 of the Big and Clever podcast on Sunday and had a loads of fun doing it, our latest figures show its being downloaded by over 6000 people which is amazing, to everyone whos taken the time to listen i want to say thank you, it is a right laugh to be involved with and we will be recording number 7 in about a weeks time. if you want to email us any funny news stories please feel free and you will get credited on the podcast for sending it in.
So looking at my twitter it looked pretty grim on Valentines day, not many people seemed to have got a card or any sort of fuss made over them which is a shame, saying that i got nothing either and ended up going out with Fiona and Emma for an early nandos, where Emma ordered chips and Rice with her chicken. now i pointed this out at the time because i was baffled as i have never seen anyone order or even want both! but after me asking on twitter it seems its normal for girls and blokes think its not allowed.. any thoughts???
So now its behind us we have pancake day and Easter to look forward to soon, so lets put the horrid V day in the past until next year, when we can celebrate the death of some paedophile called Valentino, who the day of valentines is celebrated because of (see facts, thats what im giving you..hardcore facts lol), so thats enough to say you didnt want to celebrate in the first place lol
Right so dont think ive missed anything, we covered the fact we are going to miss BFGW and will all be looking at our Telly Boxes at 9pm next week with blank stares on our faces and V day, so if you have any feedback or thoughts please do get in contact via twitter, email, facebook, smoke signals, Morse code or carrier pidgin..
Until next time lets get out there Grabbing and all that old shite!! be good www.twitter/IamDannyBlaze
Its like i cant remember Tuesday nights before this program was on and i will miss it like a dog ive had for a few months and now its run away after ive paid for all its injections, the ungrateful little fucker, i dont know what they are going to put on instead of our beloved BFGW but i can guarantee it wont be a patch on it.
This week concentrated on the highlight of the gypsy calender, now i use the word calender but i doubt any of the cunts have seen what one looks like.. the highlight is Appleby horse fair, when what seems like every Gypsy worth his tarmacking gloves descends on a quiet town to buy and sell horse's, goods in the market and "Grab" the shit out of a woman! if like me you feel compelled to go to this years show its being held 3rd to the 5th of June, saying that i would like to go but i doubt it will be the charming Romany crew we need to worry about, on the other hand i might just feel safer going to the Notting hill carnival dressed as the Ku Klux Klan! what do you think? Appleby or Notting hill?
I'm only taking the piss, all my sheets are blue in my house and i wouldnt go Notting Hill in an armoured car.
The final show gave us insight into billy one of the event organisers.. The guy can jump in his car and be at the fair in 2 hours, but Billy decides to take his horses and old skool cart adding another 13 days and 22 hours to the journey, yes 2 weeks by horse and cart or 2 hours by car! are you taking the piss? he gets about an hour into his journey and calls his wife to drive and bring him some stew, now he seems like a nice enough chap, but you are defiantly taking the piss out of that wife mate. and i need to know for the love of god how he charges his phone that he always seems to be on whilst, well i wouldn't call it driving the horse and cart, but hes in control of it on a main road. no electric in his old cart, so i reckon hes telling porky's about only staying in that cart/house/tin of quality street thing he's dragging up the road.
we also got to meet Bridget who kept her blinds now in her bedroom incase somebody peeked through the window and see her dresses. erm so what? do you think they will be able to see the colours and design and within 3 days make exact replicas ya doughnut? i did feel a bit sorry for these girls getting married to blokes who wont even show their faces on Tv, i mean what do they have to fear? if a bloke knocks on my door selling rugs or offering to "do" my driveway with an Irish accent, im going to assume he's a fucking gypsy no messing.
I was Hoodwinked before when a car with 2 gypsy blokes pulled up and offered to sell me £90 worth of T mobile vouchers for £20, now that's a bargain in any language, so quick as a flash i got my £20 out and handed it over like i was buying the cure for cancer, he placed the phone cards in a green envelope in front of me and handed me the envelope, we made small talk and they drove off with me probably waving like a dickhead. i opened the envelope to discover i had just bought some green envelopes folded up inside of another green envelope, a bargain at £20, so thats only £10 per envelope. not bad for bright green stationary, and they say you cant Con and honest man.
We recorded episode number 6 of the Big and Clever podcast on Sunday and had a loads of fun doing it, our latest figures show its being downloaded by over 6000 people which is amazing, to everyone whos taken the time to listen i want to say thank you, it is a right laugh to be involved with and we will be recording number 7 in about a weeks time. if you want to email us any funny news stories please feel free and you will get credited on the podcast for sending it in.
So looking at my twitter it looked pretty grim on Valentines day, not many people seemed to have got a card or any sort of fuss made over them which is a shame, saying that i got nothing either and ended up going out with Fiona and Emma for an early nandos, where Emma ordered chips and Rice with her chicken. now i pointed this out at the time because i was baffled as i have never seen anyone order or even want both! but after me asking on twitter it seems its normal for girls and blokes think its not allowed.. any thoughts???
So now its behind us we have pancake day and Easter to look forward to soon, so lets put the horrid V day in the past until next year, when we can celebrate the death of some paedophile called Valentino, who the day of valentines is celebrated because of (see facts, thats what im giving you..hardcore facts lol), so thats enough to say you didnt want to celebrate in the first place lol
Right so dont think ive missed anything, we covered the fact we are going to miss BFGW and will all be looking at our Telly Boxes at 9pm next week with blank stares on our faces and V day, so if you have any feedback or thoughts please do get in contact via twitter, email, facebook, smoke signals, Morse code or carrier pidgin..
Until next time lets get out there Grabbing and all that old shite!! be good www.twitter/IamDannyBlaze
Wednesday 9 February 2011
Wednesday 9th feb 2011 - V day approaches
Did you know that i can remember my 5th birthday party? well bits of it. i can remember my cake with little plastic Womble characters on it, and for those of you who are too old or young to remember the Womble's they lived on Wimbledon common in a house which was made from 100% recycled materials, them guys were ahead of their times, as anyone who lives in a real house and not a block of flats is encouraged to do recycling, but the 100 or so people who live in council blocks are just expected to fill up the bin chute with babies nappy's and the boxes from ready meals, so no pressure on the poor, just the nice nice people feeling good about themselves for "doing their bit" which on contrast to the amount of houses to estates up and down the country is pretty much a waste, but better than nothing i suppose.
the thing about remembering stuff so far back is your not sure what you actually see and what bits your brain automaticly fills in by itself, well thats how my childhood is remembered by me, it little bits n bobs, some of it great like going on holiday to Spain, even though it was on a coach which took about 28 hours if i remember correctly, i was 13 so not so much a baby, but a long time ago still (22 years to be precise, even saying that makes me cringe). i remember my mum bought me black converse boots because she said they were going to be in fashion soon (i only had to wait 20 years for them to come into fashion, its just a shame i don't have them any more coz i could be one cool mother fucker and tell everyone how i am 20 years ahead of style!! take note GOK)
The year was 1998 and life wasnt that bad if you knew how to get what you want. by this i mean if i wanted something i went and stole it from the shops, i wasnt a stranger to having a party with my best friend Eileen, we used to go to Woolworths in Peckham and basically nick everything we needed for a party, including party poppers, toys, sweets and anything else we see fit to take. it was a laugh and only my cousin Jamie ever got caught nicking a torch from Woolworths and he was 2 years younger than me so he just put on the waterworks and they let him go, even saying he can keep the torch..result.
So on this holiday was My cousins Steven, Jamie, my Mum and the Bloke she was cheating on her boyfriend with Lesley, i fucking hated Lesley but i have to admit he knew how to bribe me, he would give me £5 and tell me to fuck off as he wanted to spend some time with my Mum, now seeing as he has given me money i was only willing to do as
i was told. (i remember being about 11 and having to go to a pub in Havil street and they had the original Mario Brothers, he gave me enough money over the months of going there to clock the whole fucking game)
Lesley used to have all these cockney mannerisms and sayings that guaranteed that i would think he was a knob, but like i said he knew his way round a bribe & used to buy me stuff all the time to impress my mum, this particular bribe was a holiday for my 13th birthday and who was i to say No? i was taught to respect your elders, well whilst they are saying or doing something that's in your own benefit. His favourite saying seemed to be "Think about it" which he added to the end of any sentence where he was giving you any sort of Life advice or general "Lesley wisdom" as kids we took the piss out of him pretty hardcore, constantly repeating "Think about it" like parrots who only know one word.
whilst on this Free holiday we were told there would be a fancy dress competition for men to dress up as women, my cousins were only too happy to play dress up in womens clothes but me being a stush Jamaican from birth i thought it was very gay and not my thing. My Mum then put alot of pressure on me to enter as i was not getting it the spirit of things.
i basically had to wear my mums blouse, bra and skirt and wear make up, which felt wrong. we were ushered into a room where some guys were taking it far too seriously and the hotel owners were plying people with free alcohol to help them relax or groom them as i see now.
My biggest worry as a child must of been what shall i do tomorrow, how do you go back to that easy carefree way of thinking?
Saturday was the first proper night out i have had in ages, went to sum illegal rave which was quite exciting, where your in a disused office complex with pained walls covered in graffiti, listening to house music surrounded by people smoking & openly taking drugs, you buy tokens at the cloakroom for drinks..genius system lol
Then after the fact they have no air con and we couldn't breathe we went on to cable to another house night, this night was full of people i recognised from Bermondsey and Dj'ing about town, the highlight of my night was a girl i know who hasnt seen me for years coming up to me and said "sorry for staring but do you know who you look like?" I said NO..."Danny Blaze" hahaha i was just glad it wasnt Garry Glitter (yes i always mention his name it gives me jokes)
#BFGW
So Paddy gets a new car twice a year, he then takes it to the cemetery to show it off to his son who died 14 years prior in a car accident (No Irony there whatsoever), i did write some awful tweets last night about this incident which had me pissing myself laughing, but i will write a couple here but please remember its only a little joke.
"From paddy: Dear Dead son hope you like the new whip (car), its just like the one that run you over, but newer"
"Paddy is like the King of the Gypsies, if he knocks on your door & wants to fuck ur Gypo bride u have to let him #GypoRules"
So back to business.. Paddy seems to be a highly respected member of the gypsy community and featured on Danny Dyers deadliest men, so u no if Danny Dyer rates him, he must be Good, lol Paddy has over 70 Godchildren which makes me think he is somehow charging for this service, i mean why the fuck would you want to spend your life having to mind other peoples kids, maybe a couple i understand, ive got a God daughter, but i draw the line at 5, so 70 is just showing off or a lucrative business.
We still didn't get to find out the source of Paddy or any of the other "gentlemen" (see what i did there? i called em a nice name) incomes, i mean you can buy pegs in the pound shop and the most you pay for a bit of Lucky Heather is a fucking pound.
i did hear the words "scrap metal" & "tarmacking" mentioned but you would have to pave the M25 to be able to afford 2 new cars a year? well that or new cars cost £6.47 as ive never bought a car from the showroom.
We also got to meet violet who at 22 was an old bride, but looking at the state of her i reckon shes been Grabbed more times than the cordless microphone at a Garage rave, she was marrying some dude who didnt want to be shown on telly, i dont blame him, shes fucking butters. but she was brought up in a house and had a job, but gave up living in a house and her Job to live in a caravan next to a motorway, so we know shes got her head screwed on.. or not, i just think her mum was pleased to be getting rid of her, saying stuff like "if she tries to come back we wont have her, she has to work at the marriage", lets just hope violets anonymous husband dont beat her ah!
Just been told our comedy Big and Clever podcast has had over 5000 downloads on iTunes which is an amazing achievement seeing as it is totally unscripted & has no financial backing or plugging other than us plugging it on our Twitter & facebook, really hoping it leads to a successful stand up career & a radio show on a legal station in London. so if you haven't listened or downloaded it yet, come on what are you waiting for? the direct link is bellow and we are recording episode number 6 this coming Sunday at True mansions, if you want to raise any topics, send us Garry news, or any funny stories please do so as, its only done to entertain. (and the radio show, get rich, meet women, help with stand up, get groupies, get paid work and so forth lol)
http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/big-clever-truevip/id411049804
So do Try have a listen :-)
right lastly its V day next week and for all single crew it might aswell be American independence day for all the use it is, i did have some random ideas to ring all the nice resturants and book all the tables so no smarmy in love merchant can show how cool he is A. by having a girlfriend and B. that he managed to get a table lol. Think we all need to unite and ruin the days of all happy in love peoples. obviously this is all down to bitterness and twisted logic but all good fun in your mind as long as you don't actually try and ruin anyone's V day lol
So if you lot have got any anti V day plans i want you to share them with me so i can write about any good ones in next weeks blog
right so until next week, please try get in touch with your feedback, it all does get read and replied to!! take care until then and if i dont see you through the week i will see you through the window (yeah i don't understand it either) xx
the thing about remembering stuff so far back is your not sure what you actually see and what bits your brain automaticly fills in by itself, well thats how my childhood is remembered by me, it little bits n bobs, some of it great like going on holiday to Spain, even though it was on a coach which took about 28 hours if i remember correctly, i was 13 so not so much a baby, but a long time ago still (22 years to be precise, even saying that makes me cringe). i remember my mum bought me black converse boots because she said they were going to be in fashion soon (i only had to wait 20 years for them to come into fashion, its just a shame i don't have them any more coz i could be one cool mother fucker and tell everyone how i am 20 years ahead of style!! take note GOK)
The year was 1998 and life wasnt that bad if you knew how to get what you want. by this i mean if i wanted something i went and stole it from the shops, i wasnt a stranger to having a party with my best friend Eileen, we used to go to Woolworths in Peckham and basically nick everything we needed for a party, including party poppers, toys, sweets and anything else we see fit to take. it was a laugh and only my cousin Jamie ever got caught nicking a torch from Woolworths and he was 2 years younger than me so he just put on the waterworks and they let him go, even saying he can keep the torch..result.
So on this holiday was My cousins Steven, Jamie, my Mum and the Bloke she was cheating on her boyfriend with Lesley, i fucking hated Lesley but i have to admit he knew how to bribe me, he would give me £5 and tell me to fuck off as he wanted to spend some time with my Mum, now seeing as he has given me money i was only willing to do as
i was told. (i remember being about 11 and having to go to a pub in Havil street and they had the original Mario Brothers, he gave me enough money over the months of going there to clock the whole fucking game)
Lesley used to have all these cockney mannerisms and sayings that guaranteed that i would think he was a knob, but like i said he knew his way round a bribe & used to buy me stuff all the time to impress my mum, this particular bribe was a holiday for my 13th birthday and who was i to say No? i was taught to respect your elders, well whilst they are saying or doing something that's in your own benefit. His favourite saying seemed to be "Think about it" which he added to the end of any sentence where he was giving you any sort of Life advice or general "Lesley wisdom" as kids we took the piss out of him pretty hardcore, constantly repeating "Think about it" like parrots who only know one word.
whilst on this Free holiday we were told there would be a fancy dress competition for men to dress up as women, my cousins were only too happy to play dress up in womens clothes but me being a stush Jamaican from birth i thought it was very gay and not my thing. My Mum then put alot of pressure on me to enter as i was not getting it the spirit of things.
i basically had to wear my mums blouse, bra and skirt and wear make up, which felt wrong. we were ushered into a room where some guys were taking it far too seriously and the hotel owners were plying people with free alcohol to help them relax or groom them as i see now.
My biggest worry as a child must of been what shall i do tomorrow, how do you go back to that easy carefree way of thinking?
Saturday was the first proper night out i have had in ages, went to sum illegal rave which was quite exciting, where your in a disused office complex with pained walls covered in graffiti, listening to house music surrounded by people smoking & openly taking drugs, you buy tokens at the cloakroom for drinks..genius system lol
Then after the fact they have no air con and we couldn't breathe we went on to cable to another house night, this night was full of people i recognised from Bermondsey and Dj'ing about town, the highlight of my night was a girl i know who hasnt seen me for years coming up to me and said "sorry for staring but do you know who you look like?" I said NO..."Danny Blaze" hahaha i was just glad it wasnt Garry Glitter (yes i always mention his name it gives me jokes)
#BFGW
So Paddy gets a new car twice a year, he then takes it to the cemetery to show it off to his son who died 14 years prior in a car accident (No Irony there whatsoever), i did write some awful tweets last night about this incident which had me pissing myself laughing, but i will write a couple here but please remember its only a little joke.
"From paddy: Dear Dead son hope you like the new whip (car), its just like the one that run you over, but newer"
"Paddy is like the King of the Gypsies, if he knocks on your door & wants to fuck ur Gypo bride u have to let him #GypoRules"
So back to business.. Paddy seems to be a highly respected member of the gypsy community and featured on Danny Dyers deadliest men, so u no if Danny Dyer rates him, he must be Good, lol Paddy has over 70 Godchildren which makes me think he is somehow charging for this service, i mean why the fuck would you want to spend your life having to mind other peoples kids, maybe a couple i understand, ive got a God daughter, but i draw the line at 5, so 70 is just showing off or a lucrative business.
We still didn't get to find out the source of Paddy or any of the other "gentlemen" (see what i did there? i called em a nice name) incomes, i mean you can buy pegs in the pound shop and the most you pay for a bit of Lucky Heather is a fucking pound.
i did hear the words "scrap metal" & "tarmacking" mentioned but you would have to pave the M25 to be able to afford 2 new cars a year? well that or new cars cost £6.47 as ive never bought a car from the showroom.
We also got to meet violet who at 22 was an old bride, but looking at the state of her i reckon shes been Grabbed more times than the cordless microphone at a Garage rave, she was marrying some dude who didnt want to be shown on telly, i dont blame him, shes fucking butters. but she was brought up in a house and had a job, but gave up living in a house and her Job to live in a caravan next to a motorway, so we know shes got her head screwed on.. or not, i just think her mum was pleased to be getting rid of her, saying stuff like "if she tries to come back we wont have her, she has to work at the marriage", lets just hope violets anonymous husband dont beat her ah!
Just been told our comedy Big and Clever podcast has had over 5000 downloads on iTunes which is an amazing achievement seeing as it is totally unscripted & has no financial backing or plugging other than us plugging it on our Twitter & facebook, really hoping it leads to a successful stand up career & a radio show on a legal station in London. so if you haven't listened or downloaded it yet, come on what are you waiting for? the direct link is bellow and we are recording episode number 6 this coming Sunday at True mansions, if you want to raise any topics, send us Garry news, or any funny stories please do so as, its only done to entertain. (and the radio show, get rich, meet women, help with stand up, get groupies, get paid work and so forth lol)
http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/big-clever-truevip/id411049804
So do Try have a listen :-)
right lastly its V day next week and for all single crew it might aswell be American independence day for all the use it is, i did have some random ideas to ring all the nice resturants and book all the tables so no smarmy in love merchant can show how cool he is A. by having a girlfriend and B. that he managed to get a table lol. Think we all need to unite and ruin the days of all happy in love peoples. obviously this is all down to bitterness and twisted logic but all good fun in your mind as long as you don't actually try and ruin anyone's V day lol
So if you lot have got any anti V day plans i want you to share them with me so i can write about any good ones in next weeks blog
right so until next week, please try get in touch with your feedback, it all does get read and replied to!! take care until then and if i dont see you through the week i will see you through the window (yeah i don't understand it either) xx
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