Good day to all you fine people reading this weeks episode of BLOG the hard hitting docudrama from the award winning writer Daniel Blaze OBE....well that would be nice to say that wouldn't it? So unfortunately for you its just plain old Danny for now and the awards and OBE will have to wait until the day i do something useful or ground breaking in my hectic little life. i know what i want out of life at the moment and its not all penny whistles and moon pie, its pretty achievable if i keep focused and crack on without delaying any further.. for starters this Podcast is doing amazingly well and with the help of baby Jesus should get us a show on a worthy legal station, which in turn will help my Dj'ing and Stand up comedy work i already do.. then there's the lottery win and jetting off around the world with a certain young lady who will remain nameless at this point of proceedings, just just to say shes lovely and i am very happy right now without the lottery win, but if i could have it, then that will most definitely be the cherry, flake and sprinkles on the cake that Carlsberg make.. yes most probably the best cake in the whole world!! cake for everyone will be the cry!!
today seeing as im actually happy i shall tell you some things that are in my brain that may open your eyes to what's worth worrying about and what is happiness.. to start with you need to be comfortable with YOU, i don't mean wearing a tracksuit 24 hours a day, i mean you have to be able to look in the mirror and like what you see. i know for most of us that's asking quite a lot, but your ground zero of problems start from there. its never too late to change, whether that's going to the gym or becoming a nice person, if you have done things you regret then forgive yourself, if you have to pay some sort of penitence by doing charity work or helping others then do it. if you don't like your body this is a bit harder to deal with but not impossible, you don't need to go to the gym and spend the rest of your life eating salad. take the small steps towards changing things, if you eat mcdonalds 5 times a day, try only eating it 4 times a day for starters, if you get the bus to work get off the stop before the one you need and walk the rest, then the following week get off two stops before and so on, you don't need to move mountains for things to happen. just think about this, if you cant love and except you the way you are, you are never going to believe someone else will except you and run the high risk of being insecure and ruining any relationships you have.
as kids most other kids thought fat kids, ginger kids and kids who weren't the same colour as ourselves were somehow inferior, and to be honest i was pretty much of the same thinking even though i fell into one of them categorizes (i will let you guess what one), its normal to have them thoughts but it takes education from parents to let kids see that picking on others and bulling other kids is a sign that we are not happy with ourselves and use this bulling to draw attention away from our own insecurities.
Take time to think about what you want from life and take baby steps to making them happen, before you know it you will be running beside others who have been doing it a lot longer and you will look back and wonder what all the fuss was about.
as for taking my own advice, im actually doing it for once, i know what i want and its happening, i have cut down my eating, not just having milkshakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but eating smaller amounts and substituting breakfast with a shake, im happy to take my time loosing weight as in the end it comes down to a lifestyle change, and they take time. quick fixes are brilliant for instant results but what comes quickly can go quickly.. so onwards and being positive is the key, in the last couple of weeks ive probably had 7 chocolate bars, and considering i could eat that in a day its progress :-)
god this weeks Blog has been all preachy and im sorry, but im bursting with positiveness.. not sure facebook is letting people send messages from groups any more so having to do this via blogger, u can send them on person to person to please feel free :-)
right until next time have a ball girls n boys and look after those who look after you. :-)
Thursday 17 March 2011
Wednesday 9 March 2011
wednesday 9th march 2011 << Jesus loves me
yabba dabba do kids, welcome to this weeks really fun blog where will be so happy its unbelievable, usually because people who appear to be overly happy are crying inside like kittens in a sack, being hung over a river crossing.
This weeks blog is also brought to you in 4D its like 3D but it has that added feature of actually being real and smellworthy, not that is even a word, but i thought of it, so therefore shall declare it one as i stand on my chair at work telling all and sundry who will listen.
i sent out last weeks blog a total of 4 times on facebook but think because it had links to CDs, and my iTunes podcast link they thought you shouldn't read it.. well im assuming that's the case, because i got a very low amount of feedback on it, which is more than a disappointment seeing as i take the time to write the bloody thing.. so please feel free to look on my blogger site for last weeks blog which was also the one where i gave away a solid gold bar with every view, but seeing as that offer has now expired you are no longer eligible to claim your very own one!!
seek and you shall find said some man who apparently lives in the sky, he knows all but never shows his face or speaks to sane people, i think he only has one to ones with people that we tend to not pay much attention to, well those and so called Christian preachers who hold church service in shop doorways, nightclubs and disused garages and have no formal qualification or church recognised status for calling themselves Bishops, Pastors, Vicars and my personal favourite "prophet" like WOW you really need to be on gods speed dial to be alive and calling yourself a Prophet, and hasn't this still status got to be recognised by somebody in power somewhere? it seems not, these Christian churches seem to be a law onto themselves, paying no tax as they are registered as "churches" and religious organisations allowed to operate tax free, applying for grants and collecting money from anyone who sees it OK to give them their hard earned pennies!! well not me.. im not a hater and every man is entitled to his Hustle, but please dont try and get my on your hype, as im quite offended that you expect me to believe A. because you say so and B because if your a real man of God why do you feel the need to open your own church? why not celebrate with others?
Its like not being able to succeed in a company, so rather than try work your way up and get credibility you decide to start your own business and declare yourself the TOP DOG. so with this in mind i might start a company called..i dunno... God aint a great!! my new company deals with everything from walking your dog, cleaning your house to telling you how to live & where your going wrong. i declare myself the brains of this outfit obviously and shall give myself a snappy important sounding title like "Gods right-hand man & PA" then go about telling people i need 20% of every penny they earn. we will have meetings twice a week where i will charm you with stories of mine and Gods really close relationship, where you will feel you are getting vale for money from me, as i will get you to sing songs, pretty much like Karaoke without the Telly and a lack of any popular songs from today's top 40 chart.
if you think the above sounds like a great idea please send as much money as you can to me knowing you will be doing the lords work.. he will be pleased with your help (yeah ever wondered why a man oh so powerful needs help?) and when you die he will look after you, however this will also be far too late to find out if such a man exists and you might be pissed off to know you washed your whole life worshipping a false idol.. maybe you wanna read the small print and the facts from now!!
if you are reading this Jesus and all that heaven stuff is true, then i am sorry and i know you will forgive me because that's what you do RESULT!
i cant believe i have missed so much TV over the last week, so not much to report.. Saturday i went on a date with someone and missed take me out, which is a bit of a choker! seeing as it was a bit of a waste of my time, shes not a very nice girl and i wont be seeing her again. i dont know if i mentioned she was 6'3 and im only 5'7, but getting past that shes not a nice person.
got so much stuff coming up in the next few months, i have been asked to attempt to write a screen play, me and Keith from the podcast are going to Portsmouth to record a live TV interview, a magazine interview and a series of radio interviews, this is all on top of me starting a new IT task in my currant job and both clubs i look after going to be open more as the hot weather approaches, so i am going to be stupid busy, which is a good thing but also a little bit sad too as i dont think even if the right person comes along im going to have the time. :-(
with all the changes in my life i decided i am going to change my phone number and only use it for work, everyone that knows me can message me on facebook, twitter or my email. i no it might sound like im being funny with a lot of people, but i need to clear out as much stress as possible and get on with the things that i need to do without any distractions. its already making me more relaxed and happier.. i remember when people only had house phones or you had to call a phone box to speak to someone. in 2011 we want to get hold of someone there and then 24 hours a day without any thought of how it might affect that person or no matter how busy they might be.
right think im going to leave this weeks blog there, remember if you have any comments please do drop me an facebook, email or tweet >> i do read them all and try my best to reply.. until next week when i will have more for you i shall bid you farewell and ta'ra for now, look after what's yours, because its yours!
This weeks blog is also brought to you in 4D its like 3D but it has that added feature of actually being real and smellworthy, not that is even a word, but i thought of it, so therefore shall declare it one as i stand on my chair at work telling all and sundry who will listen.
i sent out last weeks blog a total of 4 times on facebook but think because it had links to CDs, and my iTunes podcast link they thought you shouldn't read it.. well im assuming that's the case, because i got a very low amount of feedback on it, which is more than a disappointment seeing as i take the time to write the bloody thing.. so please feel free to look on my blogger site for last weeks blog which was also the one where i gave away a solid gold bar with every view, but seeing as that offer has now expired you are no longer eligible to claim your very own one!!
seek and you shall find said some man who apparently lives in the sky, he knows all but never shows his face or speaks to sane people, i think he only has one to ones with people that we tend to not pay much attention to, well those and so called Christian preachers who hold church service in shop doorways, nightclubs and disused garages and have no formal qualification or church recognised status for calling themselves Bishops, Pastors, Vicars and my personal favourite "prophet" like WOW you really need to be on gods speed dial to be alive and calling yourself a Prophet, and hasn't this still status got to be recognised by somebody in power somewhere? it seems not, these Christian churches seem to be a law onto themselves, paying no tax as they are registered as "churches" and religious organisations allowed to operate tax free, applying for grants and collecting money from anyone who sees it OK to give them their hard earned pennies!! well not me.. im not a hater and every man is entitled to his Hustle, but please dont try and get my on your hype, as im quite offended that you expect me to believe A. because you say so and B because if your a real man of God why do you feel the need to open your own church? why not celebrate with others?
Its like not being able to succeed in a company, so rather than try work your way up and get credibility you decide to start your own business and declare yourself the TOP DOG. so with this in mind i might start a company called..i dunno... God aint a great!! my new company deals with everything from walking your dog, cleaning your house to telling you how to live & where your going wrong. i declare myself the brains of this outfit obviously and shall give myself a snappy important sounding title like "Gods right-hand man & PA" then go about telling people i need 20% of every penny they earn. we will have meetings twice a week where i will charm you with stories of mine and Gods really close relationship, where you will feel you are getting vale for money from me, as i will get you to sing songs, pretty much like Karaoke without the Telly and a lack of any popular songs from today's top 40 chart.
if you think the above sounds like a great idea please send as much money as you can to me knowing you will be doing the lords work.. he will be pleased with your help (yeah ever wondered why a man oh so powerful needs help?) and when you die he will look after you, however this will also be far too late to find out if such a man exists and you might be pissed off to know you washed your whole life worshipping a false idol.. maybe you wanna read the small print and the facts from now!!
if you are reading this Jesus and all that heaven stuff is true, then i am sorry and i know you will forgive me because that's what you do RESULT!
i cant believe i have missed so much TV over the last week, so not much to report.. Saturday i went on a date with someone and missed take me out, which is a bit of a choker! seeing as it was a bit of a waste of my time, shes not a very nice girl and i wont be seeing her again. i dont know if i mentioned she was 6'3 and im only 5'7, but getting past that shes not a nice person.
got so much stuff coming up in the next few months, i have been asked to attempt to write a screen play, me and Keith from the podcast are going to Portsmouth to record a live TV interview, a magazine interview and a series of radio interviews, this is all on top of me starting a new IT task in my currant job and both clubs i look after going to be open more as the hot weather approaches, so i am going to be stupid busy, which is a good thing but also a little bit sad too as i dont think even if the right person comes along im going to have the time. :-(
with all the changes in my life i decided i am going to change my phone number and only use it for work, everyone that knows me can message me on facebook, twitter or my email. i no it might sound like im being funny with a lot of people, but i need to clear out as much stress as possible and get on with the things that i need to do without any distractions. its already making me more relaxed and happier.. i remember when people only had house phones or you had to call a phone box to speak to someone. in 2011 we want to get hold of someone there and then 24 hours a day without any thought of how it might affect that person or no matter how busy they might be.
right think im going to leave this weeks blog there, remember if you have any comments please do drop me an facebook, email or tweet >> i do read them all and try my best to reply.. until next week when i will have more for you i shall bid you farewell and ta'ra for now, look after what's yours, because its yours!
Wednesday 2 March 2011
WEDNESDAY 2ND MARCH 2011 > HAIRY LEMON
Good evening children i hope your sitting comfortably, aqs our story will begin before you have had time to close all the windows and doors to keep out the bogey man...hang on a minute, why name a scary character after the snot up my nose? it sort of makes him or her (as we are living in PC madness these days, and not the bloody computer people either you thick cunt lol) less frightening doesn't it? i remember going to stay with my aunt Annie in Norfolk and being told we had to go to bed or some dude called Hairy Lemon will put us in his sack, not Harry! yes Hairy, this dude sounded pretty scary at the time as i was about 6. i was also promised a ice cream as big as me which never fucking materialised either, i feel to ring the old woman up now and tell i want payment and im not feeling 10003 litre tubs for £1 from Iceland, i want Ben & Jerry's cookie dough, and if you dont like that then you my friend are just weird and probably wet the bed still.
i just wikipedia'ed bogeyman and he is known all over as the man who sorts out naughty children and commonly has a sack, so in some places is just know as "Sack Man" sort of like a superhero for adults to get kids to do whatever they want.. i hope there's no pedos reading this getting ideas, because Jesus sees all, yeah that's pretty much my Jesus threat.. He sees all and does fuck all about it, like having CCTV with no record facility that's located 409 thousand miles away from where the camera is actually situated. bit of an empty threat all round really.. thanks Jesus you really take your work seriously i see.
So No Gypsy news to report this week other than they are all still alive and tarmacking drives, selling pegs and conning dishonest folk out of money up and down the country and of course polishing the waltzes up so they can charge us £3 each a go of them then try palm us off with goldfish that die in 24 hours for fixed hoopla games.
that Model agency program that i thought looked good was actually a pile of shit, i watched it and spend the whole time wondering how long it would take for the paint to dry if i painted my bedroom wall, channel 4 however have promised us some more Gypsy shows in the near future, last week we had my idea for a Eastenders style gypsy program and this week my suggestions are
Gypsy - mister & missus: The man trys to remember the last time he was nice to his wife & the woman gives helpful cleaning and polishing tips as well as remembering a list of his favourite dinners.
The Real "Gypsy" Hustle: this focus's on the day to day life of the breadwinner as he manages to con unsuspecting members of the public out of their money and unlike its bbc version, they do not return the money at the end of the con.
Gypsy Watchdog: unlike the program on TV at the moment this is just a play on words and is actually a show where they offer a dog minding service and then steal your dog off you and sell it for breeding.
The Only Way Is Essex To Park Your Caravan: this show is just chaos where they follow the elite of Essex society and a bunch of gypsies move next door to Sugar hut and use it as their local. This Grabbing & fighting spectacular is not to be missed!
Last night i had the pleasure of taking my 18 year old son to the Devlin concert, i took him and his mate to the pub first and realised ive never bought him a pint before so thought it fitting to do such an honoured tradition that is passed down from father to son.. after hitting the pub we went into the 02 academy in Islington and watched from the balcony as Mc after Mc came out the wings and performed. i will be honest and say im not grime fan, im not even a devlin fan, but the music and energy was to good it was hard not to like and actually enjoy the experience. my son is a massive fan of the artists and i was able to get us an invite to the artists after party where he got to meet all his Heroes and got pictures and got to hang out with Devlin which made his year, was nice seeing him so happy.. i told him i want a solid gold watch for fathers day this year and his response was how he would like to meet Katy B now as he knows i know her.. cheeky sod. seriously though if you get a chance to see Devlin & co live, get yourself there!!
We are recording part 8 this Monday of our Big and Clever Podcast and i am asking that if you would like to contribute to the show by sending us your funny stories, school reports or anything amusing you think will be funny then please email me on mrdblaze@hotmail.com and you will be credited as supplying the material. it is going really well but still needs you to subscribe to it via http://mrqw.es/t/bigandclever been number 1 in the new and noteworthy chart 4 times now, with the weekly statistics coming out every Friday and so far a thousand more downloads a week being added to our staggering total. its had next to no promotion and we would love so much for you to recommend it to friends and colleges by using the link above.
Also last Saturday i played at Suppliers birthday bash at Opera house which was wicked, had loads of fun seeing people i haven't seen in ages, loads of people came up and said they love the podcast, all i can say is thank you!! means loads trust me x
Right thats it from me for this week, remember you can give feedback on the podcasts & Blogs please message me on twitter @IamDannyBlaze >> email or just facebook me back>> all feedback is welcome and i do try to reply to everyone!!
This Saturday sees the launch of our night in bloomsbury's kingpin suite where we filmed our music video last summer, its called strictly house and the line up is
FUNK MOB - SUPA D
MAJESTY - PEREMPAY
KISMET - TEASER
MA1 - MJEM-RIDZ
GEMINI - DOGTANIAN
SPIDEY G - CREED
for 2 free mix cds you can download them here:
The SIMPLY HOUSEMIX CD; The simply house mix cd features MC Creed and is mixed by the Funk Mob:- http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/ud3d4w
Also download the award winning Funk mob cd feat Mc versatile, Coldsteps and Nikkie.s
http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/ql2m4s
i just wikipedia'ed bogeyman and he is known all over as the man who sorts out naughty children and commonly has a sack, so in some places is just know as "Sack Man" sort of like a superhero for adults to get kids to do whatever they want.. i hope there's no pedos reading this getting ideas, because Jesus sees all, yeah that's pretty much my Jesus threat.. He sees all and does fuck all about it, like having CCTV with no record facility that's located 409 thousand miles away from where the camera is actually situated. bit of an empty threat all round really.. thanks Jesus you really take your work seriously i see.
So No Gypsy news to report this week other than they are all still alive and tarmacking drives, selling pegs and conning dishonest folk out of money up and down the country and of course polishing the waltzes up so they can charge us £3 each a go of them then try palm us off with goldfish that die in 24 hours for fixed hoopla games.
that Model agency program that i thought looked good was actually a pile of shit, i watched it and spend the whole time wondering how long it would take for the paint to dry if i painted my bedroom wall, channel 4 however have promised us some more Gypsy shows in the near future, last week we had my idea for a Eastenders style gypsy program and this week my suggestions are
Gypsy - mister & missus: The man trys to remember the last time he was nice to his wife & the woman gives helpful cleaning and polishing tips as well as remembering a list of his favourite dinners.
The Real "Gypsy" Hustle: this focus's on the day to day life of the breadwinner as he manages to con unsuspecting members of the public out of their money and unlike its bbc version, they do not return the money at the end of the con.
Gypsy Watchdog: unlike the program on TV at the moment this is just a play on words and is actually a show where they offer a dog minding service and then steal your dog off you and sell it for breeding.
The Only Way Is Essex To Park Your Caravan: this show is just chaos where they follow the elite of Essex society and a bunch of gypsies move next door to Sugar hut and use it as their local. This Grabbing & fighting spectacular is not to be missed!
Last night i had the pleasure of taking my 18 year old son to the Devlin concert, i took him and his mate to the pub first and realised ive never bought him a pint before so thought it fitting to do such an honoured tradition that is passed down from father to son.. after hitting the pub we went into the 02 academy in Islington and watched from the balcony as Mc after Mc came out the wings and performed. i will be honest and say im not grime fan, im not even a devlin fan, but the music and energy was to good it was hard not to like and actually enjoy the experience. my son is a massive fan of the artists and i was able to get us an invite to the artists after party where he got to meet all his Heroes and got pictures and got to hang out with Devlin which made his year, was nice seeing him so happy.. i told him i want a solid gold watch for fathers day this year and his response was how he would like to meet Katy B now as he knows i know her.. cheeky sod. seriously though if you get a chance to see Devlin & co live, get yourself there!!
We are recording part 8 this Monday of our Big and Clever Podcast and i am asking that if you would like to contribute to the show by sending us your funny stories, school reports or anything amusing you think will be funny then please email me on mrdblaze@hotmail.com and you will be credited as supplying the material. it is going really well but still needs you to subscribe to it via http://mrqw.es/t/bigandclever been number 1 in the new and noteworthy chart 4 times now, with the weekly statistics coming out every Friday and so far a thousand more downloads a week being added to our staggering total. its had next to no promotion and we would love so much for you to recommend it to friends and colleges by using the link above.
Also last Saturday i played at Suppliers birthday bash at Opera house which was wicked, had loads of fun seeing people i haven't seen in ages, loads of people came up and said they love the podcast, all i can say is thank you!! means loads trust me x
Right thats it from me for this week, remember you can give feedback on the podcasts & Blogs please message me on twitter @IamDannyBlaze >> email or just facebook me back>> all feedback is welcome and i do try to reply to everyone!!
This Saturday sees the launch of our night in bloomsbury's kingpin suite where we filmed our music video last summer, its called strictly house and the line up is
FUNK MOB - SUPA D
MAJESTY - PEREMPAY
KISMET - TEASER
MA1 - MJEM-RIDZ
GEMINI - DOGTANIAN
SPIDEY G - CREED
for 2 free mix cds you can download them here:
The SIMPLY HOUSEMIX CD; The simply house mix cd features MC Creed and is mixed by the Funk Mob:- http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/ud3d4w
Also download the award winning Funk mob cd feat Mc versatile, Coldsteps and Nikkie.s
http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/ql2m4s
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